Hong Kong

Our train to Hong Kong was set for later in the day, giving us the option to wake up early for a tai chi class. I think it was the first optional extra we actually turned down on the entire trip. We were utterly exhausted and far too excited for a lie-in, so that is exactly what we did. We slept until 9:00 AM, wandered down the street for a warm bowl of breakfast noodles, and met the group for checkout at 10:30 AM. Having a lovely slow morning.

Before we boarded the bus to the station, our guide Michael surprised Maureen, one of our fellow travelers, with a fresh mango cake for her birthday. After a enthusiastic round of Happy Birthday and a slice of cake, we were off.

The journey started with a small panic en route when Maureen’s husband, Richard, realized he couldn’t find his passport. This was hilarious in hindsight because we couldn’t go five minutes without Michael shouting, “Okay everybody, check passports!” It had become the unofficial group catchphrase. Fortunately, Richard found it wedged right beside his bus seat where it had slipped out of his pocket.

The rest of the train journey to Hong Kong was entirely uneventful, save for a quick stop to buy mystery foreign candy at the station gift shop. It was crucial to keep up our family holiday tradition of eating random international sweets at Christmas.

Once in Hong Kong, we checked into our hotel and got ready for our final group dinner. Michael promised he was taking us somewhere nice, so I put on a little extra effort. I wore a fancy dress I’d bought on West Street the day before, thinking it was perfectly fitting for a grand final evening. That illusion vanished the second we pulled up to the restaurant, which was essentially the local equivalent of a greasy spoon. When we gently questioned Michael about his definition of “nice,” he just grinned and declared, “It is nice! Best food in town!”

Honestly, who were we to argue? The food was spectacular. It tasted much closer to the Chinese takeaway we get back in the UK, which makes sense given how many UK takeout spots are run by families from Hong Kong. At the end of the meal, we presented Michael with the group tip and a collection of thank-you notes. He gave a sweet speech thanking us for exploring China with an open mind. He finished with a Chinese proverb: to become wise, you can either read 10,000 books or travel 10,000 miles, and he hoped the miles we logged together gave us plenty of wisdom. It was a lovely moment. After saying our goodbyes to Michael, the rest of us gathered in the hotel lobby, drinking and swapping trip stories until late into the night.


The next morning, we were looking forward to another lazy wake-up call now that Michael wasn’t around to manage our schedule. But he had one last early morning trick up his sleeve. At 7:45 AM, he called our room to mention he was currently on the airport bus, that traffic was nightmare, and that we should definitely take a taxi when our flight day arrived. It was helpful advice, sure, but it definitely could have been a text!

Since we were already wide awake, we decided to make the most of it. We met up with Daniel from our tour group to hunt down some traditional Hong Kong dim sum. We headed to a giant, canteen-style place Michael had recommended. We happily selected a feast of dishes, only for our server to sternly inform us that we had ordered way too much food. Before we even had a chance to decide what to cut, she made the executive decision for us, crossed several items off our order sheet, and briskly walked away.

She was completely right, of course. We still ended up with a mountain of food. Everything was delicious, especially the spring rolls, the beef wrapped in rice noodles, the pork buns, and the wonton soup. In fact, out of the entire spread, there was only one dish we weren’t wild about: a sticky rice parcel wrapped around beef. It was okay, just not as incredible as everything else.

After breakfast, Daniel needed to move over to his next hotel, so we parted ways with plans to meet up again that evening. Adam and I headed toward the center of Hong Kong Island to visit Victoria Peak, the famous mountain offering panoramic views of the city skyline. We rode the metro over and then hopped on the historic Peak Tram. The ascent reaches a 27-degree incline, but it feels infinitely steeper when you are on it. At points, it felt like we were traveling almost vertically.

The top of the peak was a bit of a surreal surprise. Instead of just a scenic lookout, we found a full-scale shopping mall that felt like a European theme park. There were Italian restaurants, British-style sweet shops selling pick-and-mix candy, and photography studios where you could pose in ballgowns or suits against backdrops of Regency drawing rooms and European castles. There was even a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. taking inspiration from Forrest Gump. It was bizarre, but entertaining nonetheless.

We made our way up to the top observation deck for photos and ended up running into half of our tour group at various points throughout the afternoon. Standing out in the 30°C heat and thick humidity quickly got the better of us. Still too full from dim sum to think about lunch, we decided to retreat back to the hotel to spend the afternoon lounging by the pool.

That plan hit a slight snag when we actually got to the pool deck. As it turned out, the setup wasn’t quite as relaxing as advertised. The water was absolute ice, which would have been fine in full sun, but the pool sat directly north of our skyscraper hotel and was completely shaded by surrounding towers with only a thin sliver of sun. Perched several floors up, it caught a freezing wind tunnel along with a constant soundtrack of heavy construction noise from the street below. After a brief, shivering swim and an even colder towel-off in the wind, we gave up and went back to our room for a hot shower. Not a problem I expected to have in 30-degree weather!

Refreshed and warmed up, we set off to explore the Kowloon side of Hong Kong. We took the scenic route on the Star Ferry instead of taking the underground train. Dusk settled while we were queuing, which meant we got a stunning front-row view of the harbor buildings lighting up against the night sky.

Once across the water, we walked toward the Avenue of Stars to meet Dan. Tracking each other down was a proper mission because the waterfront was absolutely packed with people in fancy dress on their way to Halloween parties across the city. Dan had grabbed some classic egg tarts on his way over and saved a couple for us. I was a bit hesitant at first because a previous egg tart I’d tried tasted more like scrambled egg in a pastry shell than the sweet, pastel de nata style dessert I was hoping for. Luckily, this one was heavenly.

After devouring the tarts, we strolled along the promenade checking out the handprints and statues on the Hong Kong version of the Walk of Fame. Truthfully, we didn’t recognize many of the names outside of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, and we couldn’t even manage to find Jackie’s handprints in the crowd.

Just before 8:00 PM, we staked out a prime spot along the water for the famous nightly light show, A Symphony of Lights. By 8:10 PM, we were standing there staring into the sky, wondering when it was actually going to start. We could see a faint laser beam or two shooting off a rooftop, but couldn’t tell what they were supposed to be pointing at. We kept moving along the promenade to see if we had a bad angle, but everyone around us looked just as baffled.

Eventually, the faint light flickered out. We assumed the main show must have been canceled for Halloween, or that we had somehow missed the real action. It wasn’t until a quick Google search later that night that we discovered those two sad laser beams *were* the entire show. Apparently, the event is legendary among tourists for being completely underwhelming and causing everyone to think they missed it. So in a way, we got the truly authentic experience!

Leaving the laser disappointment behind, we waded through the crowds toward the Temple Street Night Market. We were holding out hope for some street food classics such as meat on a stick, but the market turned out to be mostly stalls selling souvenirs, artwork, and knockoff designer handbags. It was still gorgeous and fun to browse, and we ended up buying a lovely hand-painted picture of the harbor skyline at night, capturing the very scene we had just been staring at during the light show.

Still lacking meat on a stick, we picked an open-air restaurant along the edge of the market and sat down for a proper feast: Hong Kong fried rice, salt and pepper squid, sweet and sour mini pork ribs, and greens. It was lovely. Halfway through the meal, the police suddenly rolled up. Everyone seated outside was promptly ordered out of their chairs so the staff could scoot all the tables off the sidewalk and cram us back inside the restaurant’s official boundary line. We sat squeezed together enjoying our dinner until the patrol moved on. After finishing up, we said our final goodbyes to Dan and waddled back to the hotel.

We enjoyed another lovely lie-in on our final day before checking out at 11:00 AM. After leaving our luggage at reception, we headed out to spend our last hours exploring. First up was the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens, a free entry park tucked right into the city. It was stunning, filled with flamingos, meerkats, tortoises, and a brilliant variety of birds and monkeys. We spent two hours wandering through the lush greenery until the midday heat kicked in. We ducked into a restaurant a few floors up to enjoy a late lunch with a great view of the city skyline.

Once we were full and the sun lost a bit of its intensity, we ventured back out. We checked out the Central Mid-Levels Escalator, which is the world’s longest outdoor covered escalator system. True to its name, it is just a massively long series of escalators carrying people up a steep hillside neighborhood.

Having checked off most of the main sights, we spent our remaining time just wandering wherever looked interesting. We stumbled across Tai Kwun, a super trendy courtyard full of coffee shops housed inside a restored historic prison yard. In a nearby market, we bought a panda and dragon Christmas bauble to add to our Christmas tree. We checked out some brilliant street art and popped into a quiet neighborhood temple.

Eventually, it was time to retrieve our bags from the hotel and head to the airport for our midnight flight. That brings us right up to now, sitting at the gate waiting to board the plane, feeling a bit bittersweet that this adventure has come to an end. It has been an unbelievable trip, made a million times better because I got to share it all with Adam. I already can’t wait for our next journey together, and I’ll be sure to tell you all about it when the time comes.

Lots of love,

Alice x

Yangshuo, China

After our final buffet breakfast on the cruise, our luggage was taken ashore by some remarkably strong porters using rope and bamboo back braces. Not only did it save us a task, but it was also genuinely impressive to watch. With us and our bags back on dry (well actually, very rainy) land, we headed for the train station for another long travel day. Another bullet train brought us into Yangshuo right around 3:00 PM.

We headed to our hotel to drop off our bags before our tour guide Michael took us on an orientation walk around town. Yangshuo is a countryside resort town known for its dramatic mountain landscape and stunning scenery. On the slightly less charming side, it is also known for the local tradition of eating dogs, which is one regional delicacy I don’t think we will be trying this trip.

One local dish we did try during our group dinner was beer fish: a local white fish cooked with light beer, tomatoes, peppers, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, and oyster sauce. It was very tasty, though it had a few too many bones in it for my liking. Adam was a fan, though. He has definitely been the more adventurous one out of the two of us on this trip, fully embracing the local culinary mindset. So far, he has sampled a whole assortment of pig parts, including ears, tongue, and stomach, as well as duck gizzards and various other unexpected organ meats. Michael mentioned that snake is also popular around here if we wanted to give it a go, so maybe that is up next on Adam’s plate. Michael even joked that he knows Adam and Eve could not have been Chinese, because if they were, we would all still be in the Garden of Eden. According to him, the moment they saw the snake, they would have eaten it before it ever had a chance to mention the apple.

After dinner, we walked over to West Street, the bustling pedestrian centre of town and a bit of a tourist trap that we managed to fall right into. We had a nose around the stalls and spotted a small mahjong set. Having enjoyed playing it the other day, we decided to buy one. We managed to haggle the shop owner down from 300 yuan to 230 yuan (around £23). Feeling pretty pleased with ourselves, we turned the very next corner only to see rows of stalls selling the exact same set, with Kathy from our tour group picking one up for 90 yuan (around £9). I would like to think she is just a world-class negotiator, but I think we are just total rookies.

We spent a bit more time wandering around looking at all the different shops, and I even bought an ice cream that turned out to be frozen yogurt. Scammed again. I really should have seen that coming given how common lactose intolerance is across Asia.

Once we were done perusing, we headed back to the hotel where Michael laid out the plan for tomorrow: a five-hour bike ride. Hopefully that includes plenty of stops along the way. If that is not knackering enough, we have also signed up for every optional excursion available during what was supposed to be our relaxing downtime. I suppose we can always relax when we get home.

Will tell you all about our next adventure tomorrow.

Lots of love,

Alice x

Beijing, China – The Great Wall

Another early morning for us, we were on the bus leaving Beijing by 7:00 AM with the hope of avoiding the city’s legendary traffic. The drive to the Great Wall took about an hour and a half, though the first hour was spent just trying to escape the sprawling metropolis.

Before long, we arrived in the countryside at the base of the trail. The entrance was packed with souvenir shops selling bamboo hats, fridge magnets, and “I Heart BJ” t-shirts that I definitely wouldn’t risk wearing outside of Beijing. Naturally, there was also a Burger King and a Subway to really get everyone in the mood for a rich cultural experience.

To reach the top, we had the choice between hiking or taking the cable car. We opted to hike. It was a steep 20-minute climb up a long series of steps. Once we reached the top, we held hands as we stepped out to catch our first view, because, we’ll it’s our honeymoon, and we’re soppy like that.

It was absolutely breathtaking. Beyond the massive, imposing structure of the wall itself, the surrounding mountains were gorgeous, really highlighting what an incredible feat of engineering it was to build. We were lucky enough to get long stretches entirely to ourselves, as the majority of the tour groups seemed to cluster near the cable car drop-offs. We spent several hours walking along the ramparts and watchtowers, taking it all in and taking hundreds of photos.

The terrain is actually much steeper than we imagined. In some sections, you practically have to scramble on all fours up steps that come up to your knees, but feeling connected to such ancient history made every thigh burning step worth it. That said, there was a distinctly modern twist: even atop an ancient wonder, you are never quite free from the gaze of security cameras, built into the wall itself.

On a much more fun note, another modern addition is the option to ride a toboggan all the way back down for £11. They even throw in an action photo for an extra pound, so how could we possibly resist?

Once back at ground level, we had a very overpriced and underwhelming lunch in a tourist trap of a restaurant/gift shop. I know, all the red flags were there, but it came recommended by our tour guide. Afterwards, we hopped back onto the bus to head toward the city center. Heavy traffic made the journey drag on much longer than expected, so the driver eventually dropped us off at the Olympic Bird’s Nest arena. We snapped a few quick photos before rushing off to the metro to make our final activity of the day.


We had tickets for a local acrobatics show, and it was ridiculously impressive. The performers were immensely talented and masters of escalation. Just when you thought you had seen the ultimate death-defying trick, they would dial up the stakes. We watched handstands on leaning towers of chairs, backflips through hoops, and towering human pyramids. Then they repeated those same stunts while balancing on the head of another acrobat, on the seat of a moving bicycle, or while swinging from ropes.

The grand finale featured a motorcyclist riding loop-the-loops inside a giant spherical metal cage. That alone was incredible, but then they just kept adding more bikes. By the time the fifth motorcycle entered the cage, we were on the absolute edge of our seats watching them weave through overlapping circles, missing each other by mere inches. It was a thoroughly entertaining end to an unforgettable day.

Tomorrow is another early day, surprise surprise, were getting the bullet train to Xi’en.

Will tell you all about it soon, love, Alice x

Ready for Adventure

Hey everyone,

So the money is saved, the flights booked and the rucksacks packed. Everything is ready for our trip, except maybe me… I’m a ball of nerves! But regardless of how ready I feel, we’re off to Mexico for the first stage of our journey on the 20th of June. The plan is to update this site as regularly as possible to keep you all updated on what we’re up to, I can’t promise it will be well structured, grammatically correct or spelt well….. but hopefully it will keep you in the loop and will be interesting!

So the plan is to visit Mexico, Belize and Guatemala first and then fly to Columbia and work our way around South America. So far we have our flights to Cancun booked, the first 5 nights in a lovely hotel in Cancun booked to relax before we descend into backpacking and hostels properly (curtesy of my lovely uncle, thanks Coggs!) and flights from Mexico City to Bogota in Columbia on the 31st of July.

Above is our rough plan for the first month, however after the devastating eruption in Guatemala this has gone out of the window a bit and were just going to have to adjust the plan as we go.

I’ll keep you updated on how that goes,

Lots of love,

Alice x

P.s. massive thanks to George for helping me set this website up!